So...I decided to rethink the name of my Monday rants. I may play with it for a few weeks before I settle on something I really like...but here is goes for today.
My gripe of this week is blinkers. Blinkers...people, use them! There is nothing quite so entertaining as swerving across multiple lanes of traffic to avoid that douche-nozzle who decided to switch lanes or in some other form, change directs right into my lane with no warning whatsoever! Today's champion was some idiotic $@*! (un-mentionable word for female idiots) in a big ol' white SUV. Probably some mo-mo soccer mom with 37 kids on the car and too busy yelling at little Johnny and Suzie for kicking the shit out of each other to pay attention to the road.
You could at least use your blinker when you cut someone off. That way you can kinda, sorta blame it on them...they should have been watching where I was going. But, until I (and others out there, I'm sure) get my internet certificate for psychic ability, I'm going to be relying on you dumbasses out there to give my some indication of where you are going, hopefully by you using your blinker. And for a certain someone out there (you know who you are) always, always, always use your frakin' blinker. I'm no legal expert, but I'm pretty sure the blinker law doesn't read "Use your blinker unless no one else is around or you just plain don't feel like it!"
So there!
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