The Pangs of a Monday

So...following in the footsteps of a friend and fellow blogger, Ineffable, I've decided to start a weekly "Feature" if you will. Now, no guarantees it'll get done every Monday, but, by God, I'm gonna try!

Now, I thought about it and as I was driving to work, I thought I'd use this time and this space to air my grievences and/or pet-peeves of the week. I struggles with what to call this a bit...and well, the Pangs of a Monday is what I settled on.

So, what's my gripe today you may be wondering. Well, let me just tell you. Today was the trifecta of a bitch of a Monday. First off, it was a Monday...Satan's day if there ever was meant to be one. Second, every Monday seems to have a morning at the front of the train wreck. And third, there was snow left over from Sunday...

But what is my gripe in all of this? Well, since mankind has repeatedly failed me by not coming up with some way to control the weather, or at least keep snow off the sidewalks, driveways and most importantly....roads...I'm going to bitch about something that we as people can, and should do.

When it snows, brush the god-damned, mother f'ing snow off your car. Seriously people, I know it's cold, I know it's wet and I KNOW it sucks. But come one now. You lazy assed pansies who can't take that extra minute out of your life and get the snow off your car before you go trucking down the road. I saw this little black Audi today...a good three or four inches of snow on every horizontal or semi-horizontal surface of the car. I think the idiot driver managed to clear off a 10 inch square off the windshield before barreling down the freeway. So, anyone driving behind this person, was treated to their own little mini blizzard of snow blowing off of the Audi at 60 miles per hour (well, it was in a construction zone after all). So there's my complaint for the day...clean off your god-damned car before you drive it! Amen...