I finally look just how I feel...

Happy Halloween Eve all y'all!

Cumpleaños felices a mí!!!

Well, it was XX years ago that I popped outta the maternal maturation chamber. It's been an interesting ride to get to where I am for sure. Ups, downs, highs, lows, mountains, valleys.... call 'em whatcha want... but here I am.

So, I just definitely gotta say, Zombie Queen, Roommate, Princess, Nugget and a couple of others, thank you for turning not the greatest day into one of the best birthday's I can recall! I may not have everything I want in the life, but god damn! I have some fucking amazing friends in my life! I have an incredible family that I love (even if they drive me insane at times).

And to top it all off, I got a fucking 176 bowling tonight after yummy Cheesecake Factory! Again, to those friends who helped make this a great day.... THANK YOU!!! I <3 you all so very much!

What can I say.... it's the best of both worlds!

So, according to an article by John DeVore, women love vampires and men love zombies....

What can I say... maybe it's the gay in me, but dear god... I love zombies and vampires!

Here are just a few of my favorites (movies, books and characters)...

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I know, not technically a vampire, but close enough)
2. Faith the Vampire Slayer
3. Spike
4. Angel
5. Shadow of the Vampire
6. Zombieland
7. Fido
8. Shaun of the Dead
9. 30 Days of Night
10. Interview with a Vampire
11. Queen of the Damned (more the book than the movie)
12. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (book)
13. Anita Blake and all of her vampires, zombies and wereanimals
14. Pandora (from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles)

Thank the gods for that FBO!

So last night I just watched the final episode (or 2 episodes depending on how you look at it) of Battlestar Galactica! Gotta say, love that show... as a friend put it once, it's kind of like Star Trek, but more flawed. Which I agree with, whole-heartedly. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Star Trek in all of it's many incarnations, but realistically, the people and their future are all a little too perfect. Now BSG, much more of a flawed reality. I can appreciate flaws, truly appreciate them...hehe!

So somehow I missed this... I don't think they are redoing the entire series, but they are retelling portions of it from the Cylon perspective... fuck yeah baby! And even better... it comes out TODAY!



Yes, I am a geek! I am a nerd. I am a dork. All of those titles that can be applied to those who like/love Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, and a plethora of other science fiction shit! I embrace it. I revel in it. It is a part of Flamingo. And yes, even though Flamingo is of the gay persuasion... he can truly appreciate the beauty of the Sixes (a.k.a. Tricia Helfer)

Just in time for Christmas...err....Halloween?

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Just another note on President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize and all of the bullshit uproar it has caused...

Fucking grow up people! Seriously... I just read an article about how the jury who awarded President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize are now having to defend their decision...WTF???

"We simply disagree that he has done nothing," committee chairman Thorbjoern Jagland told the AP on Tuesday. "He got the prize for what he has done."

Jagland singled out Obama's efforts to heal the divide between the West and the Muslim world and scale down a Bush-era proposal for an anti-missile shield in Europe.

I don't even know what to say really... it all just sounds like a bunch of little high school bitches who didn't win homecoming queen, so all they know how to do now is tear down the person who did win it! He's the President of the United States for hell's sake! Even if you don't agree with it, congratulate the man on the honor he has been awarded and move on.

Okay, and I'm done ranting and bitching about it now too!

Some people shouldn't be allowed out alone...AMEN!!!

I have some great friends... and sometimes I love the e-mails they send me. Especially the crazy right wing nut job emails. And it's even better when they send one like this one below that inadvertently bash their own crazies...

Greg just bought a new boat, and decided to take her for the maiden voyage. This was his first boat, and he wasn't quite sure of the correct procedure for launching it off a ramp, but figured it couldn't be too hard.
He consulted his local boat dealer for advice, but they just said "don't let the trailer get too deep when you are trying to launch the boat."
Well, he didn't know what they meant by that, as he could barely get the trailer in the water at all!
Anyhow, here's a picture below.

You Gotta Love This Guy!!!

Some people shouldn't be allowed out alone!
And remember: They live among us and they VOTE!!!!

When I got this, all I could think, was "yes, yes they do vote...they vote REPUBLICAN!"