Run for your lives! The end is near!

Anyone who has been reading my blog for awhile may have picked up on my affinity for zombies. Yeah, it's weird and I have no explination for it...but it there...so deal with it. I came across this story and nearly fell out of my seat laughing. I absolutely loved it!

Yeah, it's a crime, they shouldn't have done it, blah, blah, blah! Aside from the public safety issues, we could all use a good laugh. And I don't know about you...but I found this pretty f'ing funny!


buy it here!

p.s. here are my recommendations for a couple of really good zombie movies:

1. Shaun of the Dead

2. Fido

3. Dawn of the Dead (2004 version)

...I guess I'm more a fan of the funny zombies really

Oh good grief!

I give up. I was not meant to be a keeper of amphibians. Jean-Paul, yeah, the back up...well, found him floating dead in the tank today. Somehow, I've managed to keep Chuck alive for going on 5 months now, but I've also killed 3 frogs in that time frame. So I'll be sticking to fish from now on.

I kind of wondered about Jean-Paul yesterday, he spent the better portion of the day repeated slamming his head into the wall of the fish tank. So, at this point, I don't know if he was sick and that caused the head banging. Or if he died from obvious and extensive brain damage caused by the head banging. And I'll be damned if I'm performing any type of autopsy on him. So, guess I'll just "bury" him and let him rest in peace with Ed and Francois.

Things that make me smile...

January 27, 2009 Edition

1. a softer world

2. P!nk's new song and video "Sober" ... hell ... her whole new album

3. Chuck and Jean-Paul

4. Cat and Girl

5. Dooce

6. C.J. Cregg and the whole West Wing

7. Battlestar Galactica

8. The L Word lesbians

9. Star Wars: The Force Unleased on the PS3

10. Jeremiah

11. Stupid people that don't directly affect me....

example...



12. Anna Farris in "The House Bunny"

The Pangs of a Monday

So...following in the footsteps of a friend and fellow blogger, Ineffable, I've decided to start a weekly "Feature" if you will. Now, no guarantees it'll get done every Monday, but, by God, I'm gonna try!

Now, I thought about it and as I was driving to work, I thought I'd use this time and this space to air my grievences and/or pet-peeves of the week. I struggles with what to call this a bit...and well, the Pangs of a Monday is what I settled on.

So, what's my gripe today you may be wondering. Well, let me just tell you. Today was the trifecta of a bitch of a Monday. First off, it was a Monday...Satan's day if there ever was meant to be one. Second, every Monday seems to have a morning at the front of the train wreck. And third, there was snow left over from Sunday...

But what is my gripe in all of this? Well, since mankind has repeatedly failed me by not coming up with some way to control the weather, or at least keep snow off the sidewalks, driveways and most importantly....roads...I'm going to bitch about something that we as people can, and should do.

When it snows, brush the god-damned, mother f'ing snow off your car. Seriously people, I know it's cold, I know it's wet and I KNOW it sucks. But come one now. You lazy assed pansies who can't take that extra minute out of your life and get the snow off your car before you go trucking down the road. I saw this little black Audi today...a good three or four inches of snow on every horizontal or semi-horizontal surface of the car. I think the idiot driver managed to clear off a 10 inch square off the windshield before barreling down the freeway. So, anyone driving behind this person, was treated to their own little mini blizzard of snow blowing off of the Audi at 60 miles per hour (well, it was in a construction zone after all). So there's my complaint for the day...clean off your god-damned car before you drive it! Amen...

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Does High School really ever end?

I read an interesting article on MSN today (you can read it here) So, now I find myself looking around at co-workers and friends (both in and out of work), and I wonder to myself, who falls into which category/label from high school. Now really, who would be the home coming queen? Your thoughts?

R.I.P. Francois

Yeah, I know...I somehow managed to kill another one. Poor little guy, apparently he didn't stand a chance living in a tank I own/maintain. So now, Francois will join Ed in that giant toilet bowl in the sky...or sewer, whichever it is.

Chuck and Jean-Paul seem to be taking it well. Doesn't look like either of them have started eating Francois as of when I fished him out of the tank. That's probably good, not sure I could deal with a half-eaten frog body.

And yeah, this is why I bought two frogs last months...so I'd have a back up just in case this happened.